Take heart all you winter haters, the Winter Solstice arrives tomorrow morning and after that it is all downhill to spring. Ahem. But really, tomorrow marks the last of the shorter days for the season. Saturday around these parts will have three whole seconds more of daylight.
Stop the world — I wanna get off!
A sexy swimsuit model and countless other lusty New Yorkers say tomorrow’s predicted Mayan apocalypse is a great reason to have sex, and are turning to social media and doomsday-themed parties in hopes of fully experiencing humanity’s steamy climax.
“If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell!” declared model Niki Ghazian.
Uh huh. Maybe we should get it over with now and declare tomorrow a National Day of Regret. The good news is that those New Yorkers who partied their hearts out tonight won't have to wait for Saturday. I'm pretty sure that tomorrow is going to be one loooooong day.
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