Yesterday it was rain and today some wet snow. Tonight it will get down to 11° and then tomorrow back up around freezing. We've been moving back and forth between both sides of that freezing mark for awhile now. You know what that means?
Potholes. Huge numbers of giant potholes.
You know how bad it is? It's so bad that we're pulling the blankets and candles out of our vehicle emergency bags and putting in rope, climbing gear, and hard hats.
You know how bad it is? The state has opened a website where Twin Cities drivers can register their starting point and route to destination so if they don't show up, their loved ones will have a narrower list of potholes to check.
You know how bad it is? The Democrats here are calling for mandatory mouth guards for all vehicle drivers and their passengers.
You know how bad it is? Homeland Security is frantically increasing surveillance around Minnesota because Muammar Gaddafi has learned that the potholes here are way bigger than anything Saddam Hussein had for hiding spots.
You know how bad it is? Charlie Sheen fell into one and the last thing we heard was, "Loooooosing."
You know how bad it is? If the NFL and the players walked up to one particular pothole in Minneapolis and peered over the edge, they would immediately decide to settle.
You know how bad it is? I was looking down into one the other day and an old man walked up to me and volunteered that he had never seen anything that bad in the old days.
I'm telling ya, it's bad.
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