Gobsmacked

This is the type of story that makes my head hurt:

On paper, he has 20 possibly 21 children.

With a minimum wage job, he can't afford to support them all.

What is the state to do?

Desmond Hatchett, 29, told WVLT he wasn't out to set a record, though he certainly holds it in Knox County Juvenile Child Support Court.

The dude is 29 and he has 20 or 21 kids.

I desperately want to beat the living shit out of Desmond. I want to go medieval on him. No wait, I want to go biblical on him. Irresponsible son of a bitch.

"I didn't intend to have this many. It just happened," Hatchett said.

It didn't "just happen," we all know that. Desmond, and the at least 11 women who gave birth to his children, just didn't give a shit.

I'm going to quit before I write something I'll really regret.