Secret Gaydar Man (To the tune of Secret Agent Man)
There's a man who leads a life of anger
He's out to get them with his Gaydar
If you're Repub and you're Gay, he'll find you and you'll pay,
Odds are he'll be pissy still tomorrow
Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
When sex-lives are the game, there just ain't no time for shame
Yeah, outing gays can be a heavy grind
Your conscience calls but you pay it no mind
Hey, Greenwald's got your back, it's time for the attack
Odds are you'll be pissy still tomorrow
Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
There ain't no time for slumber, the election's days away
(lead guitar solo)
Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
There ain't no time for slumber, the election's days away
Vote his way or that closet he will open
You Gay Repubs are certain to be broken
Let those rumors loose, those kids are just a ruse,
Odds are he'll be pissy still tomorrow
Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
When sex-lives are the game, there just ain't no time for shame
Secret Gaydar Man!
(feel free to add your own verses)
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