Yikes!

Much news can be hard to handle.
Jihadists and scandal and...whoa, the gonadal.
If you think those are rough,
You haven't seen tough,
'Til you've gazed on the men's dress sandal.

The knowledge of those abominations comes via this funny post at The Hot Librarian. One more thing where I'm not embarrassed to say that I had no idea they even existed.

The world is a scary place.