Holy moly. This Petraeus business seems to be metastasizing out of control, like it's some particularly scary entity from a Stephen King story or something. Or maybe the re-election of Obama has opened a portal to some hellish world and all sorts of crap is pouring through the hole now.
Whatever it is, I see this evening that it has managed to not only grab onto our top military commander in Afghanistan, it's also trying to suck in some US Representatives and Senators, a fundraiser or two, and it got the ABC Denver affiliate to broadcast a vulgar photoshop of the Petraeus biography book cover. Without a doubt eventually Lindsay Lohan and the Kardashians are going to show up. I'm starting to wish that I have seven degrees of separation from this thing so it takes all of the rest of you first. Then, while it's hopefully napping, maybe I can make a break for the Yukon.
Okay, I wouldn't really throw you to the...whatever this thing is, but I'm going to see if the insanity eases up before commenting further. In the meantime, if you see Zuul loping down the street at you, run!