Seriously, don't read this story. Don't continue reading this post. If you do, odds are you'll regret it. At a minimum, a beer says you won't be able to go ten minutes without sticking a Q-tip or maybe just a finger in your ear:
A woman who went to China's Changsha Central Hospital complaining of itching in the left side of her head was told by doctors that the source of irritation was a spider that had been living inside her ear canal for five days.
Doctors reportedly used a saline solution to flush out the spider in order to avoid having the spider burrow deeper inside the canal or bite her.
Told you not to read this.