Mr. A: So, all is proceeding according to plan?
Mr. B: Yes, sir. The long awaited ban of foie gras in California cannot be stopped now.
Mr. A: Excellent, excellent. Production is ready?
Mr. B: Yes, sir. The foie gras production cycle has been ramped up so the transition from the current producers to us will be totally smooth. Also, the equipment for the fake cans and the refrigeration packaging have both been thoroughly tested and passed with flying colors.
Mr. A: Good. Sales?
Mr. B: We have all of the finest restaurants in California locked in except for San Diego. As you know, we had to split that area with the Tijuana Cartel.
Mr. A: A small price that had to be paid. Distribution?
Mr. B: All of the air freight contracts for daily shipments into San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Sacramento are in place, sir. The local delivery cut-outs are all signed up.
Mr. A: The special deliveries for Cupertino?
Mr. B: Covered, sir.
Mr. A: Ah, very good. It appears we are go for our end of the month shipments of our cover product, "Dave's Goose SPAM."
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Mr. A: We're all going to be rich you know.
Mr. B: Yes, sir!
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