As tempting as it may be, you can't go around punching a ten-year-old kid who is being totally obnoxious in a movie theater:
A Washington state man fed up with a group of noisy moviegoers behind him stepped over the seat and punched a 10-year-old boy in the face.
The man, who told police he thought the person he hit was a grown man, was watching "Titanic" in 3-D with his girlfriend and had asked the people sitting behind to quiet down and stop throwing popcorn, but they laughed at him, he said.
"I got so mad that it just happened," Yong Hyun Kim, 21, told police who arrested him the night of April 11 at the AMC Kent Station 14, in Kent,Wash., a south Seattle suburb.
The 10-year-old lost a tooth and had a bloody nose in the confrontation.
See, that's just wrong. What you gotta do is drag him to the back row and quietly strangle the little turd.
Oh(Marty Feldman eyeroll), was that out loud?
Anyhoo, this was really a job for "Opposite George," who shows his winning style in this clip:
Awesome.
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