Jeez, I think I'm finally ready. The bright side is that after all of this work I should be able to nap until just before 2:00 A.M. with no problem
The Union Jack and House of Windsor decorations are all up in the living room. The English Breakfast Tea is ready to brew and the scones will be ready to serve. I'll be lighting the candles in the oiled paper bags that are along the sidewalk at 2:00 AM. The boys have been told that they can show up after 2:15 but absolutely no later than 2:45, as the really important guests are scheduled to begin arriving at Westminster Abbey starting at 2:50 and I will simply not be interrupted after that.
The broadcast will be recorded on dvd, of course, and I've arranged to have a video camera present so none of us have to get distracted by taking notes. We can just blurt out whatever we want and it will all be recorded. I still have this nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something though. Ah, I know what it is. If you have been buying into this post, you need to(watch those speakers if you're at work) click here.