Sean Penn Learns Lesson, Warns Obama
"Dude! Don't forget the boat plug."
Actually, what he really said is even funnier:
”I hope that he will understand, if he is the nominee, the degree of disillusionment that will happen if he doesn't become a greater man than he will ever be.”
Uh, like, totally man. But explain to me, master, how does one become greater than one will ever be?
What was that?
"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"
(no word on if he's been able to kick the smoking habit. I'm guessing no.)

if he doesn't become a greater man than he will ever be
Um, wow. That's just...
Um, wow.
I think there must be something in the water.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life | May 14, 2008 at 10:11 PM
Ken-I'm sure it makes sense to him. I'd kind of feel sorry for him if he didn't have his self-inflicted BDS.
Posted by: Dave E. | May 14, 2008 at 10:27 PM
But as a lesser man will he be able to plumb the depths of his un-attained greaterness?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley | May 15, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Doubtful, Bingley, but I'm sure he'll keep plugging away at it.
Posted by: Dave E. | May 15, 2008 at 01:57 PM