The Mike Rogers Song

Secret Gaydar Man (To the tune of Secret Agent Man)

There's a man who leads a life of anger
He's out to get them with his Gaydar
If you're Repub and you're Gay, he'll find you and you'll pay,
Odds are he'll be pissy still tomorrow

Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
When sex-lives are the game, there just ain't no time for shame

Yeah, outing gays can be a heavy grind
Your conscience calls but you pay it no mind
Hey, Greenwald's got your back, it's time for the attack
Odds are you'll be pissy still tomorrow

Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
There ain't no time for slumber, the election's days away

(lead guitar solo)

Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
There ain't no time for slumber, the election's days away

Vote his way or that closet he will open
You Gay Repubs are certain to be broken
Let those rumors loose, those kids are just a ruse,
Odds are he'll be pissy still tomorrow

Secret Gaydar Man, Secret Gaydar Man
When sex-lives are the game, there just ain't no time for shame

Secret Gaydar Man!

(feel free to add your own verses)

Comments

[Rob]

Missed your calling, Dave.

[Dave E.]

Ha, probably not, but thanks. I was going to write something deep and thoughtful about this schmuck and then thought mocking him was all he deserved.

[Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life]

I don't think it went through, but I lobbed ya a ping.

[Dave E.]

Thanks, Ken. Hmm, I don't know what the problem might be, trackbacks are open. Maybe typepad is having some problems.

[Mr. Bingley]

hahaha, very nice!

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