Tonight, I ask FFL owners to use all their karmic powers to help ensure that a certain Dallas player makes the last NFL cut and stays on the roster. The reason is simple: We wants to draft him...we must draft him.
He may or may not have any value as a fantasy football player, but he has a seriously awesome name. And I want, no, must have it on my roster. Why? Well, imagine how many times this has happened:
Guy 1: What happened? I thought you two were serious.
Guy 2: It all went to hell on the trip.
Guy 1: The trip to Jamaica?
Guy 2: Yeah, ....