Sven: Hey look at dis....dis fellow cooked a Turducken for Christmas.
Ole: A what?
Sven: A Turducken.
Ole: What da heck is a Turducken?
Sven: Looks like a turkey, duck, and chicken dat were sewn together.
Ole: Dey sewed em together?
Sven: Somebody did. Cooked em dat way. Here's some pictures.
Ole: Dats a guy wearing that apron?
Sven: New Jersey....whadever.
Ole: So dey sewed up different meat and then cooked it?
Sven: Yep, looks like it.
Ole: What, dey can't get crockpots or grills dere?
Sven: I'm sure dey can....for some reason dis seemed like a good idea.
Sven: Ooh look...he cut it apart!
Ole: So is da ice gonna be ok tomorrow?
Sven: Looks like it. 7:00?
Ole: Dat's good.