I don't really want to go back in time, but if I did it would be for the chance to buy one of these as a gag:
Prom season is in full swing, and KFC wants to add a little something to the big night: a chicken snack on your date's wrist.
For a limited time, KFC is offering corsages showcasing the Colonel's famous fried chicken drumsticks resting on a bed of baby's breath.
That is so funny. The KFC video is even funnier:
Now if they could just come up with something for the fiftyish set.